5 Best Horror Films from the 1970s to Today
A masked killer stalks his prey through the woods, an unsuspecting camp counselor who just broke up with her beer-guzzling boyfriend. A kidnapper, burned to death several decades ago, dons a glove of knives and tortures his newest victims by invading their nightmares. A doll comes to life at night, picks up a razor and creeps down the hallway. Horror movies are full of colorful characters, but the stars of the show are always the bad guys. Picture the shambling zombies, blood-sucking vampires, giant spiders, or serial killers with an axe to grind. Fans pack into theaters and crowd together on the couch not because of the beautiful young heroine or her dreamy group of friends, but because of the blood-thirsty psychos bent on making their lives a living hell. Horror occupies a special place in the hearts of...
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