Today’s Best News Ever: Bitches on Fox
Werewolves in Manolo Blahniks? Carrie finally, and quite literally, ripping Big’s heart out of his chest on a full moon? Oh yes.
My favorite news item of the day comes by way of the Hollywood Reporter. Fox is developing a show about four female werewolves in the City titled Bitches. This has the potential to be chock full of good badness. Take that HBO and your True Blood.
Michael Dougherty, writer of X2 and Superman Returns and director of the unmarketable horror flick Trick ‘r Treat, is the Bitches mastermind.
Honestly, I just like that I’ll have a socially acceptable excuse to say Bitches over and over again at work.
Me with all my co-workers at the lunch table.
Co-worker one: Did you watch anything good last night?
Me: Bitches.
Co-worker two: Excuse me?
Me: You heard me. Bitches.
Co-worker one: That was a period and not a comma after “me,” right?
And…scene!
This is going to be great.
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