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Movie Review: ALONG CAME POLLY (2003)
Along Came Polly (2003)–**1/2 Along Came Polly shouldn’t have the cast that it does have. The comedy is trite and predictable, more suited for the likes of Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider than Alec Baldwin, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Jennifer Aniston. It’s formulaic and would be a disposable comedy were it not for the concentration of surprising comedic performances. Polly is not destined to be a classic, nor is it close to being on par with writer John Hamburg’s...
Read MoreQuickie: 21 GRAMS (2003)
21 Grams (2003)–**1/2 Quickie Review A dying man receives a heart courtesy of a soccer mom’s dead husband who was killed by a hit-and-run driver. Fate brings together these three people looking for love, revenge, and redemption. Utterly intriguing for the first half, director Alejandro González Iñárritu’s sophomore film starts out like a puzzle but ends up like a paint-by-numbers drama. I suspect the film would have been tedious if it was told in a straightforward manner, but the...
Read MoreMovie Review: CABIN FEVER (2003)
Cabin Fever (2003)–*** Brain-dead teen horror films like Jeepers Creepers and the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre are flooding the commercial cinemas, but thanks to Eli Roth, the sex and gore that once made the genre fun is back in his B-horror bloodbath, Cabin Fever. The film is no more intelligent than any studio horror flick. Its plot is insipid and the characters are the usual pack of horny college kids. The difference lies in the degree of stupidity when compared to the...
Read MoreMovie Review: 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS (2003)
2 Fast 2 Furious – 1/2* Quickie Review After being arrested for illegal street racing, fugitive LAPD officer Brian O’Connor (Paul Walker) is blackmailed into going undercover for US Customs so they can take down the leader of a major drug cartel. Unbelievably ridiculous and infinitely stupid, this street-racing sequel makes the same mistake of creating an inconceivable plot as the first film, only this time it does it without Vin Diesel. Paul Walker and his onscreen partner Tyrese...
Read MoreQuickie: THE 400 BLOWS (1959)
The 400 Blows (1959) — **** Quickie Review A young man, neglected by his selfish parents, turns to petty crime and general trouble-making in hopes of liberating himself from his tortured home life. A magnificent tale of adolescent isolation, François Truffaut’s first feature is as timeless and poignant as The Graduate in its display of a youthful viewpoint. The picturesque trip through Paris adds dramatic visual appeal to the already captivating story. Starring Jean-Pierre...
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