Quotables: Modern Family – Episode 109
“I am brave. Rollercoasters? Love ’em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like seven times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So, yeah. I’m pretty much not afraid of anything.” –Phil Dunphy on his...
Read MoreQuotables: 30 Rock – Episode 406
“Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.” –Jenna on hearing her drama queen routine didn’t scare away Liz’s gay...
Read MoreQuotables: BORED TO DEATH – Episode 101
“I’ve always been intrigued by Stockholm Syndrome. Makes me think of my childhood.” –Jonathan Ames to a man who is holding his girlfriend hostage until she loves him...
Read MoreQuotables: COMMUNITY – Episode 108
“The next person who offers me charity or pity will be mentioned, by name, in my suicide note.” –Jeff Winger on his classmates’ concerns that he’s living in his...
Read MoreQuotables: PARKS AND RECREATION – Episode 208
“I’m just looking forward to a thoughtful debate with Tammy on the relative merits of parks versus libraries. And in case something goes down, I’ve worn my sharpest rings.” –Leslie Knope before meeting the library director who wants to build a branch on the lot where Leslie hopes to build a...
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