Quotables: THE COLBERT REPORT – My mom always said…
My mom always said, ‘If you don’t have anything nice to say, you better back it up with a lot of money.’ Stephen Colbert on creating negative TV ads with his super PAC monies. From The Colbert Report episode: “Thursday July 28,...
Read MoreQuotables: GLEE – Hose monster
I am very inspired that both of you are showing how celibacy is a viable option for teens who are just not ready for intimacy. And for those who are older and terrified of the hose monster. Emma Pillsbury to Rachel and Quinn, the only members of the McKinley High Celibacy...
Read MoreQuotables: MODERN FAMILY – Episode 208
“YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH CHOREOGRAPHY! AND THAT IS THE WORST KIND!” Cameron after finding out that Mitchell had secret dance lessons for a flash...
Read MoreQuotables: MAD MEN – Episode 405
“Don’t you dare lie to me, I’ll cut your fingers off!” –Mommie dearest, Betty, to her daughter, Sally, after Sally’s denial of, ahem, wrongdoing. Photo H/T: Rock & Roll...
Read MoreQuotables: HOT IN CLEVELAND – Episode 105
“She takes hormone replacement. I can’t compete with someone who’s doping.” –Elka on her rival for a senior man’s...
Read MoreQuotables: Joe Biden on Health Insurance Reform
“This is a big fucking deal.” –Vice President Joe Biden to President Barack Obama at the signing of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. Amen, Joe. Check out the video at...
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