Brian Austin Green Lantern

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Brian Austin Green: Okay, I need a great job. Something HUGE. This Terminator thing is my comeback!

Agent: The guys from 90210 called again. You should seriously consider their offer.

Brian Austin Green: No, I’m thinking that Green Lantern movie.  Was writing my name over and over again in a composition book while eating Dibs and watching a Gossip Girl rerun last night. And it hit me: I have the same last name as Mr. Lantern’s first.

Agent: I don’t think his first name is Green.

Brian Austin Green: Are you sure?

Agent: Jesus. Okay, I might be able to get you a small part in The Green Hornet.  Are you still giving all of Seth Rogen’s status updates a thumbs up like I suggested?

Brian Austin Green: He unfriended me. But that doesn’t matter now. The Green Lantern is perfect. I have this blogger friend who will write a post about it tomorrow.

Agent: Fine. Do what you want. But if you get it,  I’m still taking my 10 percent.

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I kid, Brian Austin Green. In all seriousness, I’d love to see him play Hal Jordan. I mean, why not? Comeback kid Robert Downey, Jr. surprised everyone when he played Tony Stark. Something just feels right about Brian Austin Green.

If only I had more faith in the project. I don’t think Martin Campbell would know what to do with the pop star TV actor if he had the chance to work with him. But DC is obviously thinking about action after the backlash from Superman Returns.

Sigh. I still love that movie.