If ‘Twilight’ Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

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Here’s an excerpt from Cracked.com‘s Twilight rewrite. Sure, it’s funny. But the actual movie is f’ing hilarious.

BILLY BURKE
So I hear you’re a 100-years-old. And interested in my 17-year-old daughter. So, mathematically that’s like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old?

ROBERT PATTINSON
Ummmmmmmm…

BILLY BURKE
Yeah, so my friend Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat right over here.

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