6 Days to Go – David Sedaris on the Undecideds

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From this week’s New Yorker.

David Sedaris sums up what it’s like to be an undecided voter:

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

Six Days to Go.
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